Where’s My Elephant?!

Posted 2006.08.10 0.00 in Pointless Blather by Stephanie

I hate waiting for parcels and packages. I went a little e-bay happy last week and now I’m waiting on 4 parcels from 4 different vendors. I know for sure two of them were shipped right away, I know one of them usually ships really fast, and I ought to have received at least two of these packages by now.

So here I am, frustrated and impatient, wondering where’s my stuff. Getting cross with the mailman every time he doesn’t show up with the goods. Getting impatient with everyone who walks by or drives by because they’re not the mailman bringing me my stuff. Hey! You’re not the mailman!

And the refrain starts up in my mind, Where’s my elephant? Where’s my elephant? Where’s my elephant?

Dude, Where’s My Elephant?!

Stampy the Elephant
Bart got his Elephant.

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