I Wanna Be Retired

Posted 2007.07.22 0.00 in Work

Ring-ring-ring goes that f-ing phone, I wanna be retired
Email’s full and fax is on a roll, I wanna be retired
Keep me in my house, it’s quieter in here
Just sit me by the TV, lemme have a beer
Find me the remote, leave it somewhere near
Oh no no no oh oh

Ring-ring-ring goes that f-ing phone, I wanna be retired
Email’s full and fax is on a roll, I wanna be retired
Customers are angry, want me to call them back
The stress just keeps on building, think I’m gonna crack
Please not another meeting, I really need a nap
Oh no no no oh oh

Ring-ring-ring goes that f-ing phone, I wanna be retired
Email’s full and fax is on a roll, I wanna be retired
Not gonna check my messages, please unplug my phone
Computer must be broken, them emails are all gone
I can’t take no more pressure, please let me stay at home
Oh no no no oh oh

Bam bam ba-bam, ba-bam bam ba-bam, I wanna be retired
Bam bam ba-bam, ba-bam bam ba-bam, I wanna be retired
Bam bam ba-bam, ba-bam bam ba-bam, I wanna be retired
Bam bam ba-bam, ba-bam bam ba-bam, I wanna be retired

I wanna be retired.

* to the music of I Wanna Be Sedated, by The Ramones

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