Focusyn?

Posted 2009.03.23 15.15 in Life On Drugs, Pointless Blather by Stephanie

I remember an episode of The Simpsons where Bart started taking these pills, I think they were called Focusyn, that made him all efficient and cured him of his tomfoolery and stuff.

Apart from the bit where it made him go a bit wierd because MLB was spying on him, I think Focusyn would be a good drug.  Maybe they could mix it with a bit of Gelgernine(*), and then it would be perfect.

I forgot to take my crypto-spam for 36 hours and find I’m all over the place, do something for 10 or 15 minutes then bounce to something else, then bounce to something else, not sure if I’m finishing anything or just forgetting where I was and finding something else to do rather than picking up where I left off.

It’s interesting anyways. ¬†Feels a bit like a caffein overdose, although I’ve only had 2 coffees today.

(* Gelgernine: pron. jell-jer-nine; official name of the “Happy Pills” administered by The Computer to the citizens of Alpha Complex, in the rpg “Paranoia”)

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