Nucking Futters.

Posted 2009.03.30 9.07 in Life On Drugs, Pointless Blather by Stephanie

I forgot to take my cryptospam again yesterday.  This is a problem I have with any medication you’re supposed to take every day.  Eventually, I can’t remember not taking it, because my head fills up with memories of taking it.  I’ve taken it a hundred times.  How can I be sure one of those times wasn’t today?

I was thinking of getting a t-shirt made with the word NUTS printed on it, front and back, in big block letters.  Let people make what they will of that.  Or when it gets warm enough not to need a sweater or jacket, I might start wearing my lab coat everywhere.  I don’t work in a lab, but I own a lab coat.  You know, long white coat, some pockets, clearly intended for a doctor or lab type person.  I could even make up an official looking passcard to clip to it.  The passcard would also say NUTS. Although people might then think I worked in a nut factory.  Then again, maybe I do.

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