Alchemist On Call?

Posted 2009.09.29 21.33 in Pointless Blather by Stephanie

I had no idea Alchemists did housecalls – but this afternoon I happened to look out my window and saw a mobile Alchemy van parked on the road with his 4-way flashers on.

Mobile Alchemy Van

I presume that there was some kind of alchemical emergency and he was dispatched immediately to quell the situation.

Though I can’t help but be curious – which neighbor was suddenly in need of emergency alchemical assistance?


  1. Lezley says:

    OMG – that’s SO COOL!! Your life is like Hogwarts, but with drugs… and lasers.

  2. Stephanie says:

    It is kind of a funky neighborhood I guess – we have a witch, vampire, and someone who may or may not be the devil. Probably more interesting folks that I don’t know about yet.
    Still, next time I need on-location help with the Elixir of Life, I’ll know who to call!
    Help help! My mercurial aether won’t condense into the right shaped crystals! Didn’t I agitate the bileous humors correctly?

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