I was just trying to figure out when the November long weekend was – I mean, the month is half over and there hasn’t been a long weekend yet.
That’s when it hit me – there is no November long weekend.
To me, this seems like some terrible oversight on someone’s part. I had to dig up a calendar and start searching, to find out what was going on.
- In January, we kick off with New Years’ day – so the month and the year opens with a day off. I approve.
- In February, we have ‘Family Day’ which it seems to me was just started recently, and sounds like the sort of phoney-baloney holiday that we need every month.
- In March and/or April we get a day off to celebrate Eostre, or if you’re into that Christianity thing, they call it Easter. Still, one long-weekend between two months seems like a bit of a ripoff to me.
- Then in May we celebrate Queen Victoria’s birthday. (Technically it’s to celebrate the birthday of the reigning queen, we just call it Victoria day.)
- June is appearantly overlooked, but I move that we institute a long-weekend to celebrate the Solstace. June 21 weekend anyone?
- July is good, we kick off the month with Canada Day.
- August is also good, we kick off the month with Simcoe Day. (I won’t refer to it as a generic ‘civic holiday’. When I grew up it was Simcoe Day. So there. Nyah.)
- September too starts off good with Labour Day.
- October is all set, with Thanksgiving.
- November…. nothing. I move that we open November with a holiday. November 1st is All Hallows day, or All Saints Day if you prefer. It’d be nice to have a day to recover and sober up from the Samhain festivities on Oct. 31st.
- And December, we get two days off to celebrate the Yule Solstace, though for some reason they always put the holiday on the wrong date.
I’m seeing the need here for 3 additional long weekends. All Hallows day in November, Summer Solstace in June, and then in March/April we should peg Eostre down in one month (how about march, for the vernal equinox?) and add another holiday in April.
Every month needs a long weekend! Right?