100% Pure

Posted 2010.09.18 7.05 in Pointless Blather by Stephanie

Transmissions from Planet Stephanie has been brought to you this week by the constant ringing in my ears, and Hamster Balls ‘n Sauce!

100% pure ground hamstermeat, formed into cute little hamster-shaped balls then deep-fried, and finally smothered in a very special hamster sauce. It’s micro-wavable, and ready in just 5 minutes!