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The Tide is Turning

Posted 2009.07.19 8.49 in Aquaria, Pointless Blather by Stephanie

Aquarium Diary, Entry # 27

Zebrafish still have not fully regrouped from their staggering losses at the Battle of the Bucket. Seems they were truly unprepared for the devestation a simple gravel-vacuum could bring to their hidden troops.

Speed Racer continues to provide solid intel while devouring whatever eggs he finds, keeping zebras from rebuilding their army. Pressing the advantage, have added reinforcements to further demoralize General Shifty.

Doctor Pepper, a gruff-but-lovable corydora catfish, is in there working for me, and assisting Speed Racer in the egg-eating duties.

No longer fearing the fry armies or their zebrafish overlords, I continue to keep my iPhone some distance just in case – they could still deploy sappers and the disposition of the 113rd Royal Zebra Fry Engineering Corps remains unknown.

Conspiracies Abound

Posted 2009.07.14 16.30 in Pointless Blather by Stephanie

Aquarium Diary, Entry # 22

Noticed today that my thermometers and clocks seem to be in cahoots, lying to me about the time and temperature. 70 degrees my ass, it’s freezing in here. And it can’t be 4pm, it was just noon a little while ago. If the calendars get involved in this, I’ll be in deep trouble…

Must be the zebra fish. They’ve gotten to the clocks and thermometers somehow. Don’t know how they did it… they’ve been spawning like crazy though, breeding an army of fry. Why do they need an army??

Note: look into fry evolution – can they out of aquarium & tinker with stuff?

Will be keeping my iPhone close at all times – if zebrafish get control of iPhonius, I’m doomed.