I sincerely wish that all of you would be burned alived.
That is, I don’t think ‘die in a fire’ is specific enough (you’d likely expire from smoke inhalation before you had the chance to burn.)
I don’t just mean one kind of spam or another. Email spam, website comment spam, fax machine spam, telephone marketers, and hell even the snailmail kind of spam (unsolicited admail I think they call it? Junkmail?) At least with junkmail it cost you assholes money to send us each piece of annoyance, but thanks to the internet you can now annoy everyone almost for free.
You leaches do nothing but clog up the systems with useless noise that serves no-one but yourselves.
So please, for the good of all humanity, may you all burn to death.