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Fortune of the Day

Posted 2007.02.08 1.00 in Pointless Blather

Your present plans are going to succeed in bed.

Posted 2006.11.08 1.00 in Pointless Blather

It is during difficult times that true friends become appearant in bed.

Posted 2006.10.14 0.00 in Pointless Blather

Accept something that you cannot change, and you will feel better.

Posted 2006.10.12 0.00 in Pointless Blather

You have the ability to plan a practical course for yourself, and follow through in bed.

Posted 2006.10.09 0.00 in Pointless Blather

Ask not what your fortune cookie can do for you but what you can do for your fotune cookie.

No shit! The cookie really said that!

Posted 2006.10.06 0.00 in Pointless Blather

It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.

Posted 2006.10.02 0.00 in Pointless Blather

Prepared with foresight and imagination, one’s dreams may be achieved.