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100% Pure

Posted 2010.09.18 7.05 in Pointless Blather by Stephanie

Transmissions from Planet Stephanie has been brought to you this week by the constant ringing in my ears, and Hamster Balls ‘n Sauce!

100% pure ground hamstermeat, formed into cute little hamster-shaped balls then deep-fried, and finally smothered in a very special hamster sauce. It’s micro-wavable, and ready in just 5 minutes!

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Posted 2010.09.11 7.14 in Pointless Blather by Stephanie

Transmissions from Planet Stephanie has been brought to you this week by the unending chatter in my head, and Chocolate-Dipp’d Hamsters – On A Stick!

This traditional childhood classic is made with 100% pure hamsters, dipped in the finest milk chocolate, frozen solid, then served up on a stick!

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Posted 2010.09.04 7.00 in Pointless Blather by Stephanie

This week, Transmissions from Planet Stephanie has been brought to you by the babbling voices in my head, along with Canned Hamster Purée – it’s the only hamster-based paste in a can that’s 100% Pure!