“One time when I was camping, I ate mushrooms I found growing in the woods. I got really sick that night but for some reason I survived.”
“At the time I thought they were Amanita muscaria. But [now] I’m pretty sure they were some relative (like deathcaps or destroying angels). ”
“Every now and then I think about those mushrooms, and wonder how come I didn’t die. ”
“Anyhow, the moral is, don’t eat strange mushrooms you find growing wild in the woods when you’re camping.”